After Elijah’s shower he told me he is all out of shampoo. I checked, and the entire bottle is empty. It was a GIANT bottle, and I bought it a little less than a month ago. He is 5, super doooper tiny, and BALD how is all the shampoo gone?! He said “I have to make sure I’m all clean Mom!”
My mother thinks its hilarious that karma is chewing my bum now. But at least I had (have) hair!